JOK HAYE JADID!!!!!

Akhonde balaye menbar mige: az hossein begam deleton misozeh, age az zeynab begam jigareton misozeh; hala ye chizi migam ke hamejaton besozeh:
(( EMSHAB HEYAAT SHAM NEMIDEH!!))



Amozesh hesabdari:
agar kos ra sarmaye farz konim:
zan=sarmaye dar
mard=sarmmeyegozar
Ezdevaj=sarmaye gozarie bolan moddat
Jende= saymaye dar gardesh
dokhtar= sarmaye masdood shodeh!




Torke saratan miogire har ki be ayadatesh miyad mige ((Aids)) dram;zanesh mige: chera abro rizi mikoni? mige: mikham vaght mordam kasi toro nakone!!!




Ye 2khtare rashti too khiyabon dashte rah mirafte, ye pesare az posht miyad sinehasho migireh!!
2khtaremige:
ta 1000 mishmaram vel nakoni jigh mikesham!!




2khter fardaye aroosi farar mikone, be mamanesh mige: maman aroosi bahone bod mikhastan mano bokonan!!



Omidvaram dar shirintari,amightarin va ghashangh tarin lahzeye khabet , ehsas koni ke jiiiiiiiiiish dari!!!!!!...



bacheh gorbe az mamanesh mioporse : maman! babaye man kieh?
mamane migeh:man saram to satle ashghal bod!!



Midoni farghe to ba gav chieh????......................
shokhi kardam hich farghi baham nadari!!!!



be torke migam to ta hala be GA rafti?
mige na!! joor kon jomee berim!!!!



ye soale sakht ke bi javab mondeh:
GVAE HASAN KE NA SHIR DASHT NAPESTON!! PAS CHE JORI SHIRESHO BORDAN HENDESHTOON?????!!!




Olampike hoze elmiye ghom:1. partabe ammame 2.paresh ba aba 3.mosabghye do ba dampaie va naaleyn 4. paresh az menbar 5.raly ghom-jamkaran ba pejo 504 akhondi!!



Zendegi ejbare....... marg entezareh......eshgh 1 bareh..........jodaiee doshvareh.....vali yade to tekrere....!!!



hamisheh yadam dadan ke: 1sl=12 mah, 1mah=4 hafte, 1hafte=7roz, 1roz=24saat, 1saat=60daghigheh va 1daghigheh=6osaneih.....
vali kasi ba man nagoft ke 1 sanieh bito 10000000000 sale!!!



baman tekrar kon:
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afarin mongol farda baham A.B.C.D kar mikonim!!



40 milyoon az adama alan to fekre sex hastan, 20 milyoon dust daran sex dashte bashan,10milyoon dar hale sex hastand, baad toe kos khol dari ino mikhoni!!!




Torke tu 4metri shirje mizaneh miyad bala mmige KASHI KARE ajab nafasi dashte!!!!

ghorbaghehe EX mizane KERAL mireh!!!




Enghadr doset daram ke ehsas mikonam ye vajab az vojodam do vojodete!!!




Doostio entekhab kon ke delesh enghadr bozorg basheh ke baraye ja shodan to delesh lazem nabasheh ke khodeto kochik kon!!



Boro paieen
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hala boro bala(varzeshe SMSy)




Everey time i heare my messeg tone,I hope one of the is from U, my SIMCARD may have limited memory, but my SIM hearthas Unlimited spae for U!!!!!!




My eye's-miss U... my lips-kiss U.... may feels-Love U....my hands -need U.....my mind-call U.....my heart-just 4 U....my life -is U....I'll die-without U........!!




ye ravaeshe daafe angal:
3 roz chaie va biskoiet mikhori;roze chaharom faghat chaie mikhori,kerme miyad biron mige pas biskoietesh koo?????




farghe zane Irani ba zane KHareji:
zane khareji mire hamom mige azizm biya mano bokon.......
zane Irani mige azizam biya mano bokon mikham beram hamom!!!



be lore migam rahat bash mirineh!!




Torke to manovr az havapeyma mipare chatresh baz nemisheh,mige khodaro shokr ke mnaovre!!!



Ghasedakye chiz begam behesh migi behet bege behem bebi:behesh gofi nadidamesh bebinamesh behesh migam behem bege behet begam: doset daram!!



shbahate enerjie hastie be hamsare dovom:
1.hardoshon hagh mosalame mast
2.har doshon baraye chand sal baad lazem misheh!
3.har doshon bayad penhani don bal beshan!
4.dar har 2 mored parvandat mire shoraye amniyat!!