innam smshaye jadid

(22-dec-2006) Shabi ba khiale to ham khone shod del na bodi bebini che virone shod del na bodi bebini parishoniamo faghat bad o baron shenidan sedamo,ghamet sardo vahshi be virone mizad delam ba to khosh bodo peymone mizad.

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(22-dec-2006) Emrooz sobh ke khoda panjereye asemoono baz kard azam porsid : chearezooyi dari?
Manam goftam: khodaya movazebe kasi ke in sms ro mikhoone bash.

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(23-dec-2006) Dasato mosht kon...kardi?...Hala moshteto mohkam bekub paie cheshme man ta kur sham durito nabinam...

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(24-dec-2006) Torke mire darookhoone mige 156 kandom bedid ,yaroo mige mikhay chekar,torke mige ba yeki khoorde hesab daram mikham khandanesho begam...

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(24-dec-2006) Torke ba khare ax mindaze. Axaro mifreste vase nanash, poshte axe minevise nane joon man blaiam ha !!

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(24-dec-2006) Madrese lorha vaghty moalem ye chizi roo takhte minevise bacheha ham minevisan va vaghty az rooye takhte pak mikone bacheha ham az rooye daftareshon pak mikonan

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(24-dec-2006)
--/Γπ\- - ("V")
'-O----O-' 'V'
in ghalbe mane,age fekr mikoni be yade to nist ba hamin mashin lehesh kon.

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(24-dec-2006) Navare Ghalbie Normal
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Navare Ghalbe Man Vaghti To Baram SMS Mizani
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Hala Bebin Age SMS 'Nadi' Chi Mishe
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(24-dec-2006) Hamishe va harja ke hasti motmaen bash ghabi hast ke baraye to mitape oonam ghalbe khodete .;-)

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(24-dec-2006) Midun chera timhaye footbale zanha kamtar az mardast? 1.Kamtar peida mishe 11ta zan lebase yejur bepushan
2.omran Tu mosabegheye baadi hamun lebaso bepushan!!!

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(24-dec-2006) Paiame rahbar be rezazadeh:
Sahne ra didam,fajih bod,shalvar kordi bepush
(vasalam)

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(24-dec-2006) eide ghorban nazdik shode,in jamaat kharo gosfand nemishnasan negaranetam!!

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(24-dec-2006) 2ta abam barfy,2tarafe rudkhune asheghe ham shodan,Una az eshghe ham,ab shodan ta shayad yejaee vasat rudkhune be ham beresan!

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(24-dec-2006) Mardom 2 daste hastan:
1)sigari
2)kooni
Khoshhalam ke sigari nisti...

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(24-dec-2006) Sangi ke taaghate zarbe haye tishe ra nadarad,tandisi ziba nemishavad. Faghat 1bar forsat hast ta az vojoodat tandis besazi.
Pas zakhme tishe khaste nasho.

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(25-dec-2006) Zendegi mesle ye dikast,hey ghalat minevisimo hey pak mikonim .dubare minevisimo baz pak mikonim. Ghafel az inke ajal yeho dad mizane : Bargeha bala !

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(25-dec-2006) Lahzeha ra gozarandim ta be khoshbakhti beresim ghafel az anke lahzeha hatman khoshbakhti budand(doc shariati)

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(26-dec-2006) Rashtiye: dokhtaram dishab koja budi?
Dokhtar: ta sobh dashtam midadam, chetor? Rashtiye: hichi baba, faghat be darset latme nakhore!!

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(26-dec-2006) taarife eshgh dar kudaki:Ekhsh yani bezali onam az pofaket bokhole ama faghat tota done ha! :p

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(27-dec-2006) Shaere ghazvini:
Rokhe zibaye to ra mah nadarad hargez omghe soorakhe to ra chah nadarad hargez...

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(27-dec-2006) dost dashtam elm onghadr pishvaft mikard ke mitonestam az tarighe sms chob to konet konam.

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(27-dec-2006)
عجایب هفت گانه ایران
1رشتی با غیرت
2ترک بی خریت
3تهرانی با جرات
4اصفهانی بی منت
5کرد با تربیت
6یزدی با مهرفت
7لر با شخصیت!!

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(27-dec-2006) midoni be 206 sandoghdar chi migan
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Nemidoni
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Jenifer lopez

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(27-dec-2006) Kiss is a key of love/love is a lock of marriage/marriage is a box of children/children are problems of world/so how many problems a kiss can create for us

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(28-dec-2006) Torke mire jurab furushi mige: agha man ye jurab mikham, furushande mige: mardoone? torke dastesho deraz mikone, dast mide mige: "mardoone"!!

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(28-dec-2006)
معلم اضیظم: عذ اینکه به من خاندن و نوشطن عاموخطی حذار بار اضط ممنونم.

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(28-dec-2006) Tanhaiam bato, khoshbakhtiyam bato,tusahra ba to,tudarya bato,tu asemuna bato,tu moshkelam bato,chipse jadide bato.ALL THE BEST

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(28-dec-2006) Lore az dustdokhtaresh poshte telefon miporse kojayee ? Dokhtare vasash naz mikone mige : tuye delet ! Lore mige : pas chera in hame ridem tone nadidem!

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(29-dec-2006) Torke arusi mikone shabe arusish zanesh behesh mige pas chera hich kari nemikoni?
Mige khafe sho man zan gereftam ta dige az in kesafat kari ha nakonam!

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(29-dec-2006) Bache ke bodam ta 10 mishmordam! Fekr mikardam akhare hamechi 10e,hala nemidunam akhare dost dashtan cheghade!vali mikham begam doset daram Ghade 10 taye bachegi!

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(29-dec-2006) Criss mass nazdike. Age Baba Noel boodi too kafshe man chi mizashti? Aval javabe mano bede, bad vase baghiye send kon.
Javab haye jalebi migiri.

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(30-dec-2006)
[زی ذی نامه]
الهی!به حردان در خانه ات. به آن زن ذلیلان فرزانه ات . به آنانکه در بچه داری تکند. یلان عوض کردن پوشکند. به آنانکه با ذوق و شوق تمام.به مادرزن خود بگویند:مامان.به آنانکه دامن رفو میکنند. زبعد رفویش اتو میکنند. به آن مادران به ظاهر پدر. الهی !به آه دل زن ذلیل. به آن اشک چشمان ممد سبیل!که ما را بر این عهد کن استوار! از این زن ذلیلی مکن برکنار.

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(30-dec-2006) Ghanoone 100 Anishtain:
Agar be sor@ate noor betooni tooye jahan berini, behet migan AHMADINEJAD.

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(30-dec-2006)
.*"''"**.....**"''"*.
*. Eid ghorban .*
*. Bar Shoma .*
*. Mobarak .*
"*. Bad .*"
"*.*"

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(30-dec-2006)
به تو یه سمبوسه هدیه می کنم دو حرف اولش برای دشمنت باقیش واسه تو

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(31-dec-2006) Hey sms!
boro pishe unke mikham!
agar kar dasht mozahemesh nasho!
age khabidebud,arum bebusesh!
age toro khund begu: dusesh daram!

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(31-dec-2006)
وصیت نامه صدام: بعد از مردن من ریشم را به رفسنجانی و دستم را به خامنه ای بدهید

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(01-jan-2007) Bose tanha, tasadofi ast ke polis nemikhahad. Va aghosh tanha, parkingi ast ke jarime nemikhahad. Bepa to parking, tasadof nakoniha!!!

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(01-jan-2007) 555555555555555555555555555555555555 teke tekehaye ghalbam ra baraiat miferestam ta anra dar dastnat begiri va tapeshe ghalbam ra ehsas koni.DOSET DARAM

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(01-jan-2007) Zendegi be man amokht ke chegone gerye konam.Ama gerye be man nayamokht ke chegone zendegi konam.To niz be man amokhti ke chegone dost bedaram.Ama be man nayamokhti ke chegone faramoshet konam.

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(01-jan-2007) Emruz delam baraie to tang mishavad, \be emtedade aseman negah mikonam va to ra ibinam ke hanuz neshasti va mara negah mikoni va an lahze ast ke delam aram migidar

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(02-jan-2007) Age eshgh nabashe adami nist,age adam nabashe zendegi nist,napors az man che amad bar sare eshgh,javabe man bejoz sharmandegi nist.

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(02-jan-2007) Age bekham dore 2nya dar 80 rooz begardam 80 rooz dore to migardam chon to hame 2nyaye mani.

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(03-jan-2007) Mokhafafe kalame love lake of sorrow (daryache gham)ocean of tears(oghyanoos ashk) valley of death(darre marg) end of life(akhare zendegi)!!!!

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(03-jan-2007) Shabi ba khiale to ham khone shod del na bodi bebini che virone shod del na bodi bebini parishonamo faghat bad o baron shenidan sedamo,ghamet sardo vahshi be virone mizad delam ba to khosh bodo peymone mizad.

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(03-jan-2007) Az Sham 3 Chiz Amokhtam Eistade Bemiram Bi seda Bemiram Be Paye Doost Bemiram...

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(03-jan-2007) Ye mordab baraye be dast avardane niloofar salha mikhabe ta arameshe niloofaresh beham nakhore. Pas age kesiro dost dari,baraye dashtanesh salha sabr kon.